Dead This Style PLEASE!!!

(Hiphop Ravers)

For real does every so called "Cool Kid, 80's Babie, RetroKid" gotta look like this! Weren't you like 3 years old when this was around. Do you do this to fit in? Are you trying to be stylish or different cuz everywhere I go I see the same shit. Do you know that your dookie gold chain is fake because if it was real you would be a recipient of a Jack Move. You look like a walking circus/rave/bel biv devoe reject/kanye ass licker/im gonna buy a skateboard and take it to the club and mall/bill cosby sweater wearin/jeremy scott (my bad...DEVO) shades havin/i wish i was around when Chess King and Merry Go Round were hot (don't ask if you don't know)/my shades don't have any lenses and are too big for my whole damn head/my shirt is radioactive green/i look like an extra from "Do the Right Thing"/look at my gumby haircut...dipshit! I really can't stand this shit anymore. Whats next? Star Trek uniforms and 16th century wigs. Oh yeah this isn't "Fresh" either cuz every rapper and R&B croony is sportin this same Ed Hardy look. Real rockstars would beat your ass and then sniff and key of coke on your big shiny belt buckle. Skulls only look good on a Misfits tee and for your information Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson were rockin skull shirts before Lil Wayne and Juelz Santana, but of course its cool now because its "hot in the streets". Keep that shit real with yourselves. Dont look the part if you dont live it. Money doesn't make a person fresh, creativity does.
(Wanna be Hells Angels)

10 Comments:

  1. Serial Thriller said...
    yo, who let Steve Urkel up in here?
    lola smalls said...
    I am actually looking forward to the Star Trek uniforms.
    Khanone said...
    im rockin togas and patent leather timb boots next year LOL!
    Anonymous said...
    Bew, lookin like that the only time they gettin ass...you already know
    Anonymous said...
    a quote" real rockstars would beat your ass and then sniff a key of coke on your big shiny belt buckle" lol, thats some funny shit lol.
    - - ry2tha.
    Reminis said...
    no comments i just wanted 2 leave a comment b/c everyone else did...
    kneesee said...
    i got a seizure looking at that picture.
    Anonymous said...
    Dont know you Al but i couldnt agree with you more. Creativity is at an all time low. Well written!!
    Khanone said...
    thanks whoever you are! its funny how the creative one's are the ones being looked at as outcast or weirdos. 5 years from now we'll be bitin their steez LOL!
    missLinds said...
    haaaaa! i can't wait to see what trend they all kill next year.

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